Cheese

What is it about Cheese? I went to Tesco the other day to buy some cheese and I found the correct aisle but could I find what I wanted? No! 🙁

For those of you who are unfamiliar with Tesco their Cheese section is divided into “Snackable” “Cheddar” and “Continental”. Thats it… according to Tesco cheese is either Snackable (what ever that means? Surely ALL cheese is snackable.. apart from maybe very mature stilton) Continental (not sure if this means just mainland Europe or is a generic “from other continents”) or Cheddar.

So where is the Wensleydale (assuming Grommit has not eaten it all)? Where is the Double Gloucester? Where is the Red Leicester 😕 😕 😕

So then I started looking and I found it.. tucked away in the top left hand corner of the chiller unit were some moulded plastic trays bearing the words “Domestic Cheese”.

DOMESTIC CHEESE 😮 I dont want DOMESTIC Cheese – I want real WILD, FARMYARD cheese – lets face it Cheese comes from cows which CANNOT be described as Domestic animals in any shape or form .. Go and fetch my slippers… Daisy I think I’ll take the cow for a walk ..

Madness all of it!!!

Steve

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